Jesus & the burglar
>
> A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around,
> looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
> sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, 'Jesus
> is watching you.'
>
> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
>
>
> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
> himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
> and began searching for more valuables.
>
> Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could discon nect the wires,
> clear as a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.' Freaked out, he
> shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the
> voice.
>
> Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on
> a parrot.
>
> Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
>
> 'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying
> to warn
> you.'
>
> The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'
>
> 'Moses,' replied the bird.
>
> 'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a
> bird
> Moses?'
>
> 'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

Thats good stuff...

Cute.

Is it ok to say "cute"?